I AM TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT

What makes a person sexy? In my opinion, its your personality and your attitude towards life along with ablity to be desirable indoors. From childhood we were imbibed with beliefs like women are more into fashion and men are more into gizmos. Women don't understand their finances as well as their male accountant. Women are weaker at repairing cars and gadgets and understanding tyre types and speedometers. Let us go to the root of it to know why are women like this? or rather men like that and who is sexier?

Life of a young girl is an interesting illustration. She is a fresher at work, coping with changes in environment from college to corporate life. Dealing with male attention and protecting her integrity, proving her worth in office, dressing the part and ensuring its covered and well turned out. Managing her menustral cycles with heeled shoes and an alert mind to avoid screwing up. If she has a boyfriend, then balancing time with him and family. Keeping energy levels and positivity high because no one wants a cranky complaining girl friend. Feeding her femnine side through regular hair removals and beauty maintanence regimes, which will include a visit to the parlour atleast once in 2 weeks. Shopping for newer trends and keeping herself updated with information from the glamworld. Because she has been gifted with beauty and its her natural inherited trait to protect it. Afterall you dont want a noble price where you cannot make out whether the recipient is a man or a woman.

As she grows older, she has to make shift in her lifestyle and home to marry into a new family and adapt to their surroundings. It continues and rather gets worse when she adorns motherhood and takes up a full time parallel job adding to your existing work profile. Not leaving aside the weight of carrying the baby for 9 months and go through his delivery, like a tired hand cart puller.

Now lets us compare a macho's life. He has to grow up playing with his friends and not caring whether his shorts or jersey rise higher during the game. He can just step out of his bed and leave the house. Wear only trunks to the pool even with the hairiest legs. He doesn't have to go through the ordeal of putting and removing make up. He has more time to focus on his work because a woman, whether his mom or wife back home is looking into keeping the house in order and food on his plate. His sexual desires are oh so incomplete without a woman, who has to be creative at even in that area. He sure knows more about parking the car right and changing a punctured tyre because there is nothing more critical in his life than that. He has to do too little with himself thus he can look around and gather more from his environment. He doesn't have to handle males starring at him if he didn't buckle his first two shirt buttons. Life is easier and less deep. His hair is short too so neither does he need to ensure its extra care and style.

These are general observations about the reason for differences in the two sexes and their respective areas of excellence. There are exceptions in both categories. But the fact remains that despite a woman's pre occupied life she has the ability and potential to evolve through names like Indra Nooyi, Sonia Gandhi, Oprah WInfrey, Chanda Kochhar or Kathryn Bigelow and that makes her too sexy. Make way boys..

LOVE YOUR OWN SKIN

The most pleasurable and easily available times are the ones you have with 'inanimate' (word credit : Solicitor, Jesal Shah) objects. When you see people fighting or cribbing about not meeting friends or not having anything to do in their virtual free time, its sad. Courtesy: technology and developments, in our environment because of some genius strangers, our lives are so much more entertaining and lively that we really could do without people around us. Like play games or watch movies, read books, write books if you have the patience, paint, photograph, eat yummy food, drink, sleep, swim, drive around, travel you could everything you wanted without having to explain anyone why it should be done or without having to wait for plans to be made and people to respond to your convenience. Yea I know it sounds a bit weird to be just doing things alone but its more strange to just sit at home because no one is their to come out with you. Basically, just to depend on people to do things with you that you could do otherwise. Its cool to just go lunch on sushi if you really want to have it and your friends don't. I am not propagating a lonely life but just enjoy your own company once in while. You can be fun to hangout with.

BAR NITES

im kind of surprised y people take support of alcohol to express themselves, to forget their pains, to succumb to peer pressure.. it just doesn't seem a good enough excuse when ur sane..but really y is it that we drink or smoke?? is it fear to let the world know of the real madness that lies beneath or is it just a way to have fun n enjoy d worst music that you wouldn't have otherwise just to come across more cool?.. well i dunno may be we shud repatriate on our drinks when we're worn out and really dusted to just get good sleep or may be when you have to ask you're girlfriend out...what ever your're reason may be just do it for 1 that feels right..i mean you don't want to wake up wondering y were u such bitch...nevertheless whrs my bacardi sprite?


YOu know its important to express yourself clearly when youre sane than drunk..let's work on it.. n ya didn't someone say happiness was state of mind.?/?