Saturday, August 24, 2013

10 rules for survival in Mumbai

Rule 1: Get ready to see more debits than credits in your bank account

Rule 2: City officials care a lot for your health. Thus, roads are inspired by acupuncture so that your car is well maintained

Rule 3: Get used to promises that are made in the morning and forgotten by evening due to a traffic jam

Rule 4: Vegetables and fruits can cost more than some of the shares on the stock exchange

Rule 5: Learn about marketing and strategies from our politicians and newspapers

Rule 6: Every dry day is celebrated on its eve

Rule 7: Festivals will be celebrated on the streets, so that all those who are not concerned/bothered don't feel left out

Rule 8: Rains are the real test, if you survive them, you will definitely win Takeshi's Castle

Rule 9: Be ready to contribute generously for the social welfare of bollywood.

Rule 10: Last but not the least, make sure you keep taking yoga or spiritual classes regularly, in order to maintain love, compassion and patience, towards yourself, throughout the day (especially, if you drive)!